that's what she said!

How much wood
would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood?

As much wood
As a woodchuck would,
if a woodchuck
would chuck wood.

Ooey Gooey was a worm
A mighty worm was he
He crawled upon the railroad track
The train he did not see
Ooey Gooey!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy
Was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Wasn't really fuzzy,
Was he?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile,
And found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile,
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread,
She whipped them all soundly, and put them to bed.

Rock-a-bye, baby,
In the tree top:
When the wind blows,
The cradle will rock;
When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall;
Down will come baby,
Cradle and all.

Hey! diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone;
But when she came there
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none.

Mistress Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With cockle-shells, and silver bells,
And pretty maids all in a row.

Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep,
And can't tell where to find them;
Leave them alone, and they'll come home,
And bring their tails behind them.

Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn.
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn.
Where is the boy that looks after the sheep?
"He's under the haycock, fast asleep."
Will you wake him? "No, not I;
For if I do, he'll be sure to cry."

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner,
Eating his Christmas pie.
He put in his thumb,
And he pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating of curds and whey;
There came a spider,
And sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

Jack be nimble,
And Jack be quick;
And Jack jump over
The candlestick.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down, and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock;
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down;
Hickory, dickory, dock.

Body Statistics (unverified)

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete ..

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs!!!

Congratulations to the Centomo Family!

Jan 20, 2009- LAREDO, TX- The Laredo Bucks of the Central Hockey League would like to congratulate Amanda and Sebastien Centomo, who welcomed their first child, Jaxson Cruz Centomo at 8am this morning in Oklahoma City.

Jaxson Cruz Centomo weighed six pounds, seven ounces.

The Bucks goaltender is in Oklahoma with his wife Amanda, and their newborn son Jaxson until Friday afternoon.

Congratulations to the Centomo family!

(The Riverkings play the Bucks tomorrow night, I'm so excited!)

Hooray for Diversity! President Obama's family (and mine :)

Graphic: Text from Obama's inaugural address

This graphic, produced using Wordle, shows the words that President Obama used most often during his inaugural address at the U.S. Capitol.

FINALLY!

Today is the Day!!!! I'm so excited, I can't stand it!
At 12:00 noon on Inauguration Day 2009 (Tuesday, January 20, 2009, as set by the Twentieth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution), Barack Obama will become the 44th President of the United States.

P.S.A. ~ Spay & Neuter your pets, Please!

Pets are NOT disposable!
There are 45 cats and dogs for every person born.
Only 1 out of 10 dogs born ever get a home.
Only 1 out of 12 cats born ever find a home.
800 dogs & cats are KILLED each HOUR in the U.S, because there are not enough homes for them!
Please SPAY and NEUTER!

My Christmas Present

I <3 Big Ben :)

Lake Cormorant Middle/High School evacuated after bomb threat

Law enforcement officials wait outside Lake Cormorant Middle/High School Tuesday while the facility is searched for explosive materials.

Lake Cormorant Middle/High School was evacuated Tuesday after students reported a bomb threat.

A note written on a bathroom wall threatening a bomb would go off at 2:13 p.m. was seen by female students at Lake Cormorant Middle/High School around 1 p.m., according to a news release from DeSoto County Schools. Students reported the threat to school authorities.

School officials contacted the DeSoto County Sheriff's Department and law enforcement officials were on the scene within minutes, the news release stated.

The students were evacuated to nearby Lake Cormorant Elementary.

Bomb dogs and investigators from Desoto County Sheriff's Department swept the building, and found no evidence of explosive material.

"A bomb threat is a felony," Superintendent Milton Kuykendall said in the release. "Anyone connected with writing this threat will be prosecuted to the full extent the law allows."

Deer Camp Christmas

~sometimes~

Chris Isaak - Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing