Translating old sayings into common speech

THEY SAID: If you were born to be shot, you'll never drown.

WE SAY: Don't worry about things you can't change.

I'm partial to that one. :) I'm going to try to incorporate it into my lingo.

I might have to displace one of the odd sayings already in my head. I hope it will displace this one... "Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other, see what you end up with.." That one was courtesy of my dear departed grandpa.

You're 65% Irish

You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland. (And if you're not, you should be!)

How Irish Are You?

Haha I wish......

You Should Get An All Over Tattoo

Outrageous and funky Because you should never have to choose just one tattoo

What Tattoo Should You Get?

My sister and dad 

A really old picture of my sister (left), me (middle) and my mom (right)  

1989

An old picture of me.  

For Bingo & Betty.

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Magic

This is a magic show/circus that the kids put on last night for our entertainment :)  

Water Fun :)  

working on my seestor's deck :)  

My mom & niece Reese :)  

Spent the last 4 days in Atlanta :)

Your Ideal Pet is a Big Dog

You're both energetic, affectionate, and a bit goofy. And neither of you seem to mind very slobbery kisses!

What's Your Ideal Pet?

You Belong in 1974

If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

You Have A Type B+ Personality

You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

A rather interesting illusion :) 

Extreme Ironing

Now this is a sport! haha

Hahaha this made me giggle for some reason

Your Guy Is About As Pretty As You!

While your guy isn't straight out of GQ, he's a bit of a pretty boy. And he enjoys an indie movie from time to time... so what? You've got the best of both worlds, girlfriend - a manly guy who understands women. Just make sure that he spends more on your dates than the salon.

Is He Prettier Than You?

This was the first board Cameron broke. :)