Not sure if this is true, but it IS funny.

Sheriff's car
The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders
plain white patrol units and has the graphics applied locally.
In this case, what they ordered was not quite what they got.

This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car. The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics company before he retired.

1 of the tornados in Memphis

A certain pirate sent me this picture. "This photo was taken at the BN Railway yard.
This is a picture of the Tornado that hit the Memphis ramp Tuesday. Someone from the tower took it as it came through the yard."

3 versions... same feeling(s)

Buttons!

Many thanks to Susan for sending me the link to the coolest Button site EVER! These are just some of the awesome buttons you can find there.

Take Off Your T-Shirt (If You Can't Name A Song By The Band That's On It)

Haha I totally Agree with this.



Take Off Your T-shirt If You Can't Name A Song By The Band That's On It Lyrics


I cut class, I skipped school
I hauled ass to sleep out in the parking lot of Coconuts where they had the Ticketron
Tower 2; Obstructed View I saw the show that changed my life
But I did not see you so

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Miss Metallica: You were 2 years old when Ride The Lightning came out
You felt no pain when Burton died but you cried when they cancelled Baby Muppets
You're master of no puppets

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT
Miss AC/DC: you don't even know Hell's Bells from Hatebreed
You got that shirt cuz Urban stuff is so cool
For those about to suck we salute you

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
If you can't name a song by the band that's on it

No size tag and faded
Decal disintegrated
How I suffered cash in hand while clawing to the concession stand
Like a flag my shirt has flown through countless painful nights you could have never known

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Mr. Misfits
You mistook Glen Danzig for Trent Reznor once you dipshit
Miss Motley Crue I mean you, no they did not sing Every Rose Has it's Thorn
The sheep must be shorn

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Iron Maiden¦the number of the beast was not 6-6-7
I'd like to learn about Black Sabbath from you but
They don't play then on MTV2

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Strip to the waist, take it off be honest
You can't name a song by the band that's on it NO

Still so crisp from hanging on the rack
This T-shirt stretched across your back
Says nothing of a sacrifice; through thick and thin, wind snow and ice
Did I through adolescence wield
This 100% cotton shield
Now face to face and shirt to shirt it's revealed:
Your ignorance of Queensryche!
Won't you let them be? Cuz they belong to me

TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
TAKE OFF YOUR T-SHIRT
Strip to the waist, take it off be honest
You can't name a song by the band that's on it
You don't know the guys printed on your garment so
TAKE THAT SHI(r)T OFF NOW

Quotations of the day
By The Associated Press

"Tonight I think we must get used to the idea that we are the Republican Party front-runner for the nomination of president of the United States. And I don't really mind it one bit.'' -- Arizona Sen. John McCain after winning several key states during the Super Tuesday Republican primaries.

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"It ripped the warehouses apart. The best way to describe it is it looks like a bomb went off.'' -- Desoto County, Miss., Sheriff's Department Cmdr. Steve Atkinson describing damage from a tornado that hit the area.

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"I am extremely concerned about the toll the current pace of operations is taking on them and on their families, on our equipment and on our ability to respond to crises and contingencies beyond ongoing operations in Iraq and Afghanistan.'' -- Adm. Michael Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, saying soldiers should be limited to yearlong combat tours, instead of 15-month deployments.

AP-ES-02-06-08 0450EST

Vids & Pics from other people

Horrible Horrible Sound but it covers a lot of the show.


Sound is not horrible on this one for being bootleg, phone video. And that part of the show was AMAZING! Well the whole show was amazing... Seriously it was GREAT!

So you don't REALLY think that the Foo Fighters would come to town and I'd miss the show, do you?

The US National Weather Service said dozens of tornadoes had touched down in an area overlapping three states.

Dozens of people have been killed in violent tornadoes that cut a swathe of destruction across southern states.

The roof was torn from this shop in a mall in Memphis, Tennessee.

At Union University in Jackson, Tennessee, a college dormitory was wrecked.

Students were trapped in the rubble, prompting a major rescue operation.

Storm Flips Semis, Damages Businesses in Southaven

Southaven, Miss. (WHBQ FOX13 myfoxmemphis.com) -- Police are picking up power lines and checking for gas leaks after a storm in Southaven. Police said two warehouses were severely damaged and one of them caught fire. Officials said the debris from the storm stretches about a half mile.

The schools called me yesterday afternoon and said they were closing early because of the weather and I needed to pick the boys up. Both of the schools they go to are out in the Delta which is where the tornados hit first. So I went and got them immediately. We weren't home for very long when I checked the local weather report on my computer. I put my zip code in the box to pull up the report and up it comes, with BIG RED letters that say..."THERE ARE TORNADOS SIGHTED IN YOUR VICINITY SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY". Okay, you can't get much more clear than that can you? Haha so the boys and I spent a couple hours hanging out in my bathroom with our emergency supplies.

It was pretty intense. There was quarter-sized hail, lightning, straight-line winds, tornados, raging all around us. It was as dark as midnight before the sun even set. And the clouds were bruised and purple/red/orange/green looking when it cleared up enough to see them at all. It really brought back child-hood memories from Iowa & Arkansas. But, I don't remember this sort of thing happening at the beginning of February. Yesterday was 75 degrees F and the storms happened because that air met up with some air that was 20 degrees F!

David was stuck at work for awhile. He works really close to a few places that were directly hit by tornados. He said he could hear one go over their warehouse and the whole roof lifted up for a bit and rain started coming into the building!

Yesterday's storms were scary!

We live where Arkansas, Tennessee and Missippi meet, across the river from Arkansas and 1 mile from Memphis in DeSoto County. Which was like a great big tornado bowling ally last night lol.


Death Toll Reaches 47 in Deadly Storms, 24 Across Tennessee
Rescue Workers Search Door-to-Door in Rural Areas
Last Edited: Wednesday, 06 Feb 2008, 8:35 AM CST
Created: Wednesday, 06 Feb 2008, 8:09 AM CST

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By JON GAMBRELL
Associated Press Writer


ATKINS, Ark. (WHBQ FOX13 myfoxmemphis.com) – -- Authorities went door-to-door early Wednesday searching for more victims of deadly tornadoes that ripped the roof off a shopping mall and blew apart warehouses as they tore across four states. At least 47 people were reported dead throughout the South.

The victims included 24 people in Tennessee, 13 in Arkansas, seven in Kentucky and three in Alabama, emergency officials said. Among those killed were Arkansas parents who died with their 11-year-old in Atkins, about 60 miles northwest of Little Rock.

The family died from trauma when the storm their home "took a direct hit" from the storm, Pope County Coroner Leonard Krout said.

"Neighbors and friends who were there said, 'There used to be a home there,"' Krout said.

In addition to the three dead at Atkins, another Pope County resident was killed, according to the state Department of Emergency Management. Three people were killed in Van Buren County, said Chad Mason, a jailer at the sheriff's department. Two deaths were reported in Conway and Izard counties and one each in Baxter and Stone counties.

Searchers in Arkansas moved out to head door-to-door in Atkins in Pope County and in Clinton in Van Buren County to look for more victims.

Mason said the damage was vast in Clinton.

"It (the tornado) took out a lot. Normally there's a tree line off (U.S. Highway) 65 in the city here in Clinton. Now, you can see all the way across the valley," Mason said. Also, a boat manufacturing plant was badly damaged, he said.

About 100 volunteers fanned out in Atkins and the surrounding area on Wednesday morning. Searchers left in pickup trucks, police cruisers and Army National Guard Humvees.

The searchers used bright orange spray paint to mark homes they'd covered. They used a system of hash marks to indicate damage, any victims found and any hazards, such as leaking natural gas.

Sleet that was falling earlier at Atkins had shifted to light snow as the sun rose.

Electricity was out Wednesday morning to 22,000 customers of Entergy Arkansas, down from 40,000 on Tuesday night. Entergy spokesman James Thompson said crews are running into more damage and the pace is slowing for getting power back to homes. He said Arkansas' largest electric utility has summoned 350 workers from other states to help.

The greatest number of remaining outages, 8,000, are in the Batesville area. Little Rock had 4,000 out. Another 2,400 were out in the Harrison area and 2,200 in and around Russellville. Thompson said there were numerous areas with "100 here, 200 there without power," areas that were taking time for crews to reach.

"We're still assessing with daylight a lot of the damage. We know the obvious places. We feel there's a lot of areas where scout teams will find more poles and lines down.

The twisters, which also slammed Mississippi, were part of a line of storms that raged across the nation's midsection at the end of the Super Tuesday primaries in several states. As the extent of the damage quickly became clear, candidates including Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee paused in their victory speeches to remember the victims.

Northeast of Nashville, Tenn., a spectacular fire erupted at a natural gas pumping station northeast of Nashville that authorities said could have been damaged by the storms. An undetermined number of people were reported dead.

Eight students were trapped in a battered dormitory at Union University in Jackson, Tenn., until they were finally freed.

Well after nightfall Tuesday, would-be rescuers went through shattered homes in Atkins, a town of 3,000 near the Arkansas River. Around them, power lines snaked along streets and a deep-orange pickup truck rested on its side. A navy blue Mustang with a demolished front end was marked with spray paint to show it had been searched.

Outside one damaged home, horses whinnied in the darkness, looking up only when a flashlight reached their eyes. A ranch home stood unscathed across the street from a concrete slab that had supported the house where the family of three died.

Gov. Mike Beebe planned to tour Atkins on Wednesday.

In Memphis, high winds collapsed the roof of a Sears store at a mall. Debris that included bricks and air conditioning units was scattered on the parking lot, where about two dozen vehicles were damaged.

A few people north of the mall took shelter under a bridge and were washed away, but they were pulled out of the Wolf River with only scrapes, said Steve Cole of the Memphis Police Department.

In Mississippi, Desoto County Sheriff's Department Cmdr. Steve Atkinson said a twister shredded warehouses in an industrial park in the city of Southaven, just south of Memphis. {This is really close to where we live}

"It ripped the warehouses apart. The best way to describe it is it looks like a bomb went off," Atkinson said.

The power was knocked out briefly at a Little Rock convention hall that hosted a watch party for Huckabee, a former Arkansas governor seeking the GOP nomination for president.

"While we hope tonight is a time for us to celebrate election results, we are reminded that nothing is as important as the lives of these fellow Arkansans, and our hearts go out to their families," Huckabee said.

Officials do not know what started a fire at the Columbia Gulf Natural Gas pumping station near Green Grove, about 40 miles from Nashville. The blaze could be seen in the night sky for miles around, with flames shooting "400, 500 feet in the air," said Tennessee Emergency Management spokesman Donnie Smith.

The couple killed with their adult daughter were in their mobile home near Greenville in western Kentucky when a tornado went through their trailer park.

On Jan. 8, tornadoes were reported in Arkansas, Illinois, Missouri, Oklahoma and Wisconsin. Two died in the Missouri storms.

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Contributing to this report were Associated Press writers Ryan Lenz in Greenville, Ky., Holbrook Mohr in Jackson, Miss., and Woody Baird in Memphis, Tenn.



In addition to the three dead at Atkins, another Pope County resident was killed, according to the state Department of Emergency Management. Two deaths were reported in Conway and Izard counties and one each in Baxter, Stone and Van Buren counties.

Life

10/13/07 Letter to me:
:: Um.. howdy


I don't mean to be forward or anything, but um.. where the
hell are you? You haven't posted anything in ages and
frankly, I thought you should know that I have noticed this
fact. Hope everything is fine with you and everything...

10/13/07 my reply:
Hi,
Thanks for noticing. I went to visit my brother & his wife and their twin girls last month and since then things have sort of spiraled out of control. I've been moving, an elderly lady (93 yrs old) that my family takes care of had a stroke and had to be hospitalized and moved into a care center, then my grandmother (that lives in Montana) was only given a few days to live, and my mother's cancer that we thought was in remission has spread to her lymph nodes so she had to start her 3rd round of chemo, I also ended up with a nasty flu type bug and a really bad bite from a brown recluse spider that was incredibly painful and caused a high fever, those things combined with the usual happenings of life (single mom of 2 boys etc..) have left me little time to catch my breath let alone sit down and do anything online. So the simple answer is no things really aren't fine in general but I'm still alive and kicking around and will be back as soon as things stabilize somewhat.

Hope all is well with you!
_______________________________________________________________________

So my reply was the short version. There were many other things going on at that time that I left out. For instance, both of my children were having major issues at school that involved me going to meetings at both schools pretty much everyday. Also, due to busing issues I was driving them to and from school everyday, which is a 1.5 hour drive, twice a day. (Now I only do it in the afternoons)

I did not move far, just across the street. But, I did most of it by myself and I did ALL of the packing and unpacking by myself. I was covered with bruises from head-to-toe. I mean this literally! (I have pictures if you want to see.) I also had a very painful broken toe. Which made carrying/lifting boxes that much more fun. With all of the other things going on it took weeks to get moved and I literally did not stop moving from 7:00am until midnight or later, every day. (I lost a lot of weight really fast though...lol)

My adult adopted sister with serious issues that had moved in with my parents went off the deep end (again) started drinking heavily and in general making a mess of her life. Stole enough from my parents that they kicked her out. She then tried to drink herself to death (the doctors said she was half a drink away from death...) and ended up in the hospital for an extended stay.

My whole extended family and all of their kids flew to Montana to spend time with my grandmother, spent 5 days, flew back to their respective homes, Tracy CA, Atlanta GA, Memphis TN, then 1 week later had to turn around and fly back for her funeral. Yes, my grandmother died. We were very, very close and I'm still in shock, even though it was not a surprise. I cannot talk about it very easily at all yet.

My mom had to delay re-starting her chemo treatments during this time and that was worrisome because the cancer had also returned to her lung as well as going to her lymph nodes. Mom caught pneumonia in Montana and has been really ill and bed-ridden since returning, she's only been able to take a couple of chemo treatments.

Also, I had my very first biopsy during this time. It came back negative, but it was still scary. The more I write the more I think of that happened! Drama and more drama with various family members. Not with me but with each other.

There is so much more that I could add in but I am going to stop now.

Oh yes we are going there.... Megadeth - Symphony Of Destruction

Megadeth - Symphony Of Destruction
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Ha Ha! (Yes he's another Dave....)

Probot

probot - shake your blood
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Probot (portmanteau: probe + robot) is a musical project masterminded by Dave Grohl.

On the album, Grohl fulfilled his dream of teaming up with heavy metal vocalists from 1980s and 1990s metal bands who influenced his musical tastes while he was growing up.

Similar to 1995's Foo Fighters, Grohl wrote all of the music and performed most of the instrumentation.

Each track on the album features a different lead singer including Lemmy, Max Cavalera and King Diamond. Some of the singers who contributed to the album did not work directly with Grohl; instead, the tapes were shipped from studio to studio until the album was finished. Grohl approached death metal legend Chuck Schuldiner of Death, who was at the time battling brain cancer, to contribute to the project, and even campaigned to raise funds to help Schuldiner pay his medical bills, but Schuldiner succumbed to the disease before any collaboration could happen.

Grohl also attempted to get Slayer's lead singer Tom Araya on the album, but he was unable to due to scheduling conflicts.[1]

The video for the lead, "Shake Your Blood," features an appearance by 66 women from the SuicideGirls adult entertainment website. In the video, the band is represented with Dave Grohl on drums, Lemmy on lead vocals and bass, and Wino (who sang on the Probot track "The Emerald Law") on lead guitar.

Soundgarden guitarist Kim Thayil plays additional guitar on Ice Cold Man and Sweet Dreams.

A few minutes before track 11 ends, at 8:56, a hidden track begins, sung by comedian/actor/musician Jack Black.

The album artwork was created by musician Away (Michel Langevin) of Voivod.

It is unclear as to whether Probot will be followed up.

The video of "Shake Your Blood" is ranking the #2 in the list of the best metal videos of the new millennium in a vote carried out by MTV2

Track listing
"Centuries of Sin" with Cronos (Venom)
"Red War" with Max Cavalera (Soulfly, Sepultura)
"Shake Your Blood" with Lemmy (Motörhead)
"Access Babylon" with Mike Dean (C.O.C.) and Bubba Dupree (of VOID) on guitar
"Silent Spring" with Kurt Brecht (D.R.I.)
"Ice Cold Man" with Lee Dorrian (Cathedral, Napalm Death, Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine)
"The Emerald Law" with Wino (Saint Vitus, The Obsessed, Spirit Caravan, Place of Skulls, The Hidden Hand)
"Big Sky" with Tom G. Warrior (Apollyon Sun, Hellhammer, Celtic Frost)
"Dictatosaurus" with Snake (Voivod)
"My Tortured Soul" with Eric Wagner (Trouble)
"Sweet Dreams" with King Diamond (King Diamond, Mercyful Fate)
Hidden Track: "I Am the Warlock" with Jack Black (Tenacious D)

Because there can never be enough Foo Fighters!

Foo Fighters - Times Like These Acousti
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Foo fighters - times like these
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Foo Fighters-All my life
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FOO FIGHTERS-Everlong
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Foo Fighters - The Pretender (Video Premiere)
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Foo Fighters - My Hero
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Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
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Foo Fighters Learn To Fly
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FOO FIGHTERS - Big Me
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Foo Fighters - Breakout
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Foo fighters - best of you
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Foo Fighters - DOA
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Foo Fighters - Walking after you
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foo fighters enough space edgefest
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Organic Batter Blaster

The Octodog hot dog shaper

Horrifying!

Quote:
These kitchen gadgets are fun for children and maybe adults alike. Called the Octodog, they can brighten up any kids’ meal or barbeque, making little Octodog-shaped hot dogs.

Take your hot dog, Frankfurter or Wiener, or whatever you want to call it and simply press it into the Octodog and press down and you have the curiously shaped little hotdogs seen on the right hand picture.

If you go the Octodog web site, there are more details as well as a video and even some serving suggestions.

One thing worries me though. Do you do this after they are cooked or before; it’s not clear from the Octodog manufacturer’s website? I think you probably have to insert them when they are hot though, so be careful!! Another thing that concerns me is that our children will want to eat nothing but a diet of nothing but processed “sausage-like” material for a few weeks at least, so you may have to hide them away from time to time!

The Octodogs cost $15 each, but I think that’s a small price to pay for these cool looking gizmos, and I’m sure your kids will love them.

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Gwen Verdon ~ The Sign of Leo ~ Mexican Breakfast

It's the "Empire G, The Sign of Leo" version of Gwen Verdon's dance, Mexican Breakfast. Choreographed by Bob Fosse. The dance was filmed for the Ed Sullivan Show in the late 60's. Ms Verdon was in her 40's... and I must say DAMN she looked good!

Gwyneth Evelyn Verdon (January 13, 1925 – October 18, 2000) was an acclaimed Tony Award-winning American dancer and actress, known professionally as Gwen Verdon. Gwen Verdon was considered Broadway's best dancer in the 1950s and '60s. Known especially for her impudent verve and flaming red hair, Verdon won four Tony awards during the 1950s and was nominated twice more after that. Among her best-known roles were the seductive Lola in Damn Yankees (1955) and the title role in Sweet Charity (1966). Verdon had a lengthy, stormy marriage to director and choreographer Bob Fosse; their relationship was depicted in part in his movie All That Jazz (1979). Her last major Broadway role was that of Roxie Hart in Fosse's 1975 musical Chicago. In later years Verdon had roles in various movies and made guest appearances on many TV series.

Click the title and you can find Gwen Verdon performing the Bob Fosse-choreographed routine on the Ed Sullivan show, to Unk’s 2006 crunkular odyssey, “Walk it Out.” And also the routine with the original music.

What Your Handwriting Says About You

You are a fairly energetic person. You know how do pace yourself, and you deal well with stress. You are somewhat outgoing, but you're not a natural extrovert. You think first before you act. You tend to be independent, rational, and logical. You are balanced and grounded. You know how to get along well with others. You need a bit of space in your life, but you're not a recluse. You expect people to give you a small amount of privacy, and you respect their privacy as well. You are somewhat traditional, but you are also open to change. You listen to your head and your heart. You are a decent communicator. You eventually get your point across, but sometimes you leave things a bit ambiguous.

What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?

Your Greed Quotient: 18%

You're anything but greedy. You're eager to share and give to others. For you, collecting material possessions is more trouble than it's worth!

How Much Greed Do You Have?

You Don't Need a Partner, but You Want One!

You like having a partner in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single. You won't go out with anyone out of desperation.. you'd rather be alone. However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating. Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great partner around.

Do You Need a Man?

You Are Elektra

There's really no superhero with more style than you. Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja?

What Superhero Are You?

You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra

You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry. And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road!

What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

You Should Drive a Lamborghini

A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught!

What Sports Car Should You Drive?

You Are Not Prissy

You're the furthest thing from a princess - and you probably stay far away from any princess types you know. You have an easygoing approach to living. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy. And when life requires it, you're ready to get your hand a little dirty. There's no problem you're too prissy to tackle!

How Prissy Are You?

You Go For Brains!

You want a guy with a big... brain. And of course it would be nice if he were a total hottie, but you're not counting on it. What's on the inside is what counts for you. (Besides, you can always change the outside later!)

Do You Go For A Guy's Brains or Body?

Your Birthdate: June 21

You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone. Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them. Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

How You Are In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

Hah I like the picture that goes with this one

You and Your Mom Are Completely Different

At times, it seems like you and your mom aren't even related. You often wonder how two people from the same family can be so different. As the saying goes... you can pick your friends, but not your relatives.

Are You Like Your Mom?

Your Brain's Pattern

Your brain is always looking for the connections in life. You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first. You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker. You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

You Are Quite Worldly

You've done a good bit of worldly exploring, and you have an international perspective. And you're definitely looking forward to your future adventures abroad. You've got the passport, the desire to travel, and maybe even the language skills. Now all you need are the means!

How Worldly Are You?

Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Thinking

You are: Objective, honest, and credible Intellectually curious, with many diverse interests More inclined toward ideas than people Fiercely independent and unapologetically unconventional

What's Your Personality Cluster?

You Are Low Maintenance

Otherwise known as "too good to be true" You're one laid back chica - and men love that! Just remember that no good guy likes a doormat. So if you find your self going along to get along... Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight.

Are You A High Maintenance Woman?

You Are a Tomboy

You're having too much fun to bother with nail polish and crazy diets. Guys are instead impressed by how much you know and do!

How Feminine Are You?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Your Driving Is is: 71% Male, 29% Female

According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male. You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you. And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver.

Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

You Are 82% Indie

You're so indie, it's kind of amazing that you actually found your way to this quiz. Generally, your tastes are genuinely indie... but sometimes you like something just because it's weird!

How Indie Are You?

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

Not a Jealous Bone in Your Body

You're secure, trusting, and giving with friends and lovers And while you may have been hurt before, you've bounced back You're generally happy with your life - and no one's grass is greener than yours One word of caution: some may see your lack of jealousy as indifference!

Are You A Jealous Woman?

What Your Latte Says About You

You don't treat yourself very often. You find that indulging doesn't jibe with your very disciplined life. You can be quite silly at times, but you know when to buckle down and be serious. You have a good deal of energy, but you pace yourself. You never burn out too fast. You're addicted to caffeine. There's no denying it. You are responsible, mature, and truly an adult. You're occasionally playful, but you find it hard to be carefree. You are expressive and friendly, but you are never pushy.

What Does Your Latte Say About You?

Yes!

You Are 28 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

You Are 70% Manic

You're so energetic, it's almost like you have a superpower. If you can dream it, you can do it. And without stopping for sleep. Just make sure you harness your energy for good - not evil!

Are You Manic?

LOL Really I had NO idea... /sarcasm off

Your Ex is Narcissistic

Your ex thinks they're the most important person in the world and couldn't care less about anyone else. Your ex definitely has a god complex. People with narcissistic personality disorder want total power, lack empathy, and are very arrogant. Sound at all familiar?

What's Wrong With Your Ex?

You Are 12% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world. And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.

How Girly Are You?

Guys Think You're Easy to Be With... But Not Easy

And you're crafty enough to get away with it! But you probably wouldn't cheat... (Unless the relationship was pretty much over)

Could You Cheat On Your Guy?

OHHH so that's what I did wrong the last 5 times!

Never Date a Virgo

Demanding, picky, and a total perfectionist - there's no way you want to live up to Virgo's standards. It's not that you couldn't please a Virgo... you would just hate yourself for doing it. Instead try dating: Libra, Leo, Aquarius, or Aries

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Haha I think I might be somewhat insulted by this!

You Are A Professional Girlfriend!

You are the perfect girlfriend - big surprise! Heaven knows you've had enough practice. That's why you're a total pro. If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you. You know how to act in every situation ... to make both you and your guy happy.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?